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Speaker	Dialogue
On the Table
	Static plays. The camera slowly zooms in on a white recording device/speaker on a white table.
	'Retro video-game style music plays suddenly and the camera zooms back out as ghost-like round versions of Naarah, Elon and Gideon fly out from behind the table.
SPEAKER	Hello...
NAARAH	Hello!
GIDEON	Hello.
ELON	Hey, how's it going, what's up?
SPEAKER	If you are hearing this, I just want to know... can you all be saved? Or are you doomed for eternity?
GIDEON	Well, I already know that I'm saved, thanks to the power of Jesus! He lives in my heart.
SPEAKER	Hey, ITR here, just wanted to ask if you mind me decompiling your games. Sorry if you do.
ELON	A wise, but horrible person once told me: "It's not about the destination, it’s about the journey you go on."
SPEAKER	Why is the door open?
GIDEON	What?! Who left the door open?! Somebody shut that thing right now!
NAARAH	It wasn't me this time! I swear I closed it behind myself!
SPEAKER	Who are you, really? Uh, can you give us a little context with what's going on with you guys?
GIDEON	Hello! I'm Gideon. I'm a family man, I love going to church, and doing chores. They're fun.
NAARAH	Hey! I'm Naarah. Uh, I like sweet things, I'm super cute and you totally know it, uh, I really love dogs, and going on adventures! Uh, take it away, Elon!
ELON	Uh, okay, uh. My name's Elon... I'm a cat... This is stupid! Why are we doing this?!
SPEAKER	What does "let us reunite" mean?
GIDEON	I don't know. But I really like that accent...
SPEAKER	Eyyy, it's Wachowski. Just wondering, you know, did everyone die?
NAARAH	Wow, rude! You can't just go up to somebody and ask if they're dead.
SPEAKER	[doing an impression of Gideon] You guys are in the need of more Gideons?
	Elon and Naarah talk simultaneously.
ELON	No. No no no. Absolutely not. No.
NAARAH	No, no! For the love of God, no!
	Gideon is silent and looks upset.
SPEAKER	Did you know that I love you?
NAARAH & GIDEON	Aww!
ELON	Yeah, I already knew that.
SPEAKER	You all seem to be in pain. I was wondering if there was anything we can do to help.
GIDEON	Oooh! I’d like a glass of ice. It keeps me cool in the summertime.
SPEAKER	Who are you guys, really?
ELON	Uh, sorry. We already answered that question. Next!
	Loud background noises and tapping sounds.
ELON	Oh wait, I know this one! Uh, I think it's Morse code!
NAARAH	WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
GIDEON	Tell us! TELL US!
SPEAKER	What is... the forest?
ELON	It's a dark, terrible place. It's horrible, nobody should ever go into it, nobody needs to go into it, don't go into it! I don't think I have to repeat myself.
SPEAKER	Hi. My question is: Who's the Skinwalker?
	Naarah suddenly appears as "Evil Naarah"
"EVIL NAARAH"	You are nosy! You are nosy! You are nosy! You are nosy!
SPEAKER	Hey, erm, yeah, hm, yeah, uh, hm [...]
NAARAH	Huh?
ELON	Wait-
GIDEON	Whoa-
NAARAH	What?
SPEAKER	Erm, hm, yeah, uh, yeah [...]
NAARAH	Huh?
GIDEON	What?
NAARAH	What?
SPEAKER	Um, yeah, um [...]
GIDEON	Huh?
NAARAH	What?
GIDEON	Huh?
EVERYONE	Huh?
SPEAKER	What did Naarah help Elon with?
NAARAH	We were just collecting a few souls to-
	Elon interrupts her
ELON	Uh, uh! Well, you know, bowels of evil, sanctuary! Gotta protect that thing! Right, Naarah?!
NAARAH	O-Oh! Uh, right.
SPEAKER	[inaudible] Um, yeah. What's the meaning of everything?
GIDEON	I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed, please check the number and TRY AGAIN!
SPEAKER	Can I pet you, CatGhost?
ELON	Only if you tell me how pretty I am. Go on... Tell me I'm a pretty kitty!
SPEAKER	Gideon, do you remember Bethany?
GIDEON	What? No. Am I supposed to? 'Cause I don't. I-I really don't!
SPEAKER	Who is the girl in the mirror?
ELON	Oh, nobody important. [beat] Wait a minute...
SPEAKER	Is this on? Who is the Council, and how many are on the Council?
GIDEON	Oh yeah, we used to go fishing a lot. They were really nice guys. I don't really remember much about them, that was a long time ago.
SPEAKER	Hey there, I hope you're doing good and stuff...
ELON	Eh, I can't complain. But I will.
SPEAKER	Ey yo what's poppin' fam, how you doin'?!
NAARAH	What kind of crazy language is that?
SPEAKER	Erm, how did Naarah meet Elon?
NAARAH	Oh, it was super awesome. I was wondering through the forest on another adventure, and I found this really cool campsite!
ELON	It's funny, actually. I almost killed her. We laugh about it now, though.
NAARAH	Uh, you might. I don't.
SPEAKER	Where are you now that your world has ended?
GIDEON	Oh, I kinda remember an explosion. Though I was nowhere near it.
SPEAKER	How's it going, guys? I haven't got much to say, but... Heeeeey!
NAARAH	Heeeeey!
GIDEON	Oooooh!
ELON	What are you two doing?! Stop that!
SPEAKER	What exactly is the forest, and how do the people there relate to it?
ELON	I may have gone a little overboard with this... Heh, my bad!
SPEAKER	Gideon, do you remember being alive?
GIDEON	I don't know. But I do remember being born.
SPEAKER	How do you determine whether or not someone is allowed to pass through your world?
ELON	Eh, it's not up to us.
SPEAKER	Naarah, does the name "Beth" mean anything special to you?
	Naarah pauses for a few seconds.
NAARAH	No.
SPEAKER	Everything will be okay. You're all gonna be okay. I know. I believe.
NAARAH	Aw, that's so sweet of you! But you're wrong!
SPEAKER	Heyoooo!
GIDEON	Heyooo.
NAARAH	Heey!
SPEAKER	Heyoooo!
NAARAH	Yaaaa!
GIDEON	Heyoooo.
SPEAKER	I'm on Cat Ghost. Yeaaaah!
NAARAH	What's a Cat Ghost? Is that about you?
ELON	I'm a cat, but not a ghost.
NAARAH	Something about me?
ELON	You're not a cat!
SPEAKER	Where did the name "Cat Ghost" come from? Also hi!
NAARAH	Weren't you listening? We just told you, we don't know! Also hi!
SPEAKER	Who are you, Gideon?
GIDEON	Wh- Why, I'm Gideon. I-I-I don't understand the question.
SPEAKER	How did you guys meet Gideon?
GIDEON	I remember writing a bunch of notes, and all of the sudden there was this weird portal on the wall so I went through. And that's how I was born. Yay!
SPEAKER	Can any of you tell me who or what speaks through the megalith, Key? Elon, what is in the cages in your attic? Elon, why do you seem scared of the figure [...]
	The speaker's questions start overlapping
NAARAH	Woah, hey, woah! What's with all the questions?
ELON	It's like we're on trial here!
GIDEON	The real question here is who are you, and how do you know so much about us?
SPEAKER	Why does Elon transform when she gets upset?
ELON	I don't see what the big deal is. You would too if you went through what I went through! You feel a certain way you're gonna be a certain way!
SPEAKER	Elon, is there a reason for transforming into your alternate from besides scaring people?
ELON	Well, what do you know. [voice becomes demonic] I'm starting to feel a certain way!
SPEAKER	What am I looking for?
GIDEON	I don't know, self pride, dignity? Haha, got 'em!
NAARAH	Woooah! Oh, snap!
ELON	[laughs]
SPEAKER	Elon, describe your relationship with Naarah.
NAARAH	Ooh, that's a good one! Go on! Tell her! tell her! tell her! COME ON TELL HER TELL HER TELL HER IT'S SO GOOD TELL HER!
ELON	Ugh. Patience is key.
SPEAKER	Who is Malone to Elon? Who is Bethany to Naarah? Why was Malone allowed to pass, but not Bethany?
NAARAH	I'm sorry if you feel like we're friends, but you keep asking me these questions!
SPEAKER	What is this for? Is it gonna be for some sort of... Youtube compilation for the series? What are you planning?
GIDEON	You think this is a game?! You think this is some sort of... thing that... that's for your entertainment?! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
SPEAKER	Elon, pursuing what many would call evil, but without amorality. Can the end justify the means, even if it's done out of-
	Elon interrupts
ELON	What's with all these words? This is super confusing. Who are you trying to show off to?
SPEAKER	Naarah, so young to bear such a heavy burden. Your sister loves you, your mother loves you and forgives you, but can you forgive yourself?
NAARAH	What, uh- WHAT? I-I don't have a sister! Who are you?!
SPEAKER	Gideon, can a man without a memory atone for what he's done? Will you recount your sins or will you remain in this purgatory?
GIDEON	Wh- what are you talking about? Who are you, are you some kind of a gypsy?
SPEAKER	I apologize for not really having anything interesting to ask, but I just wanted to say thank you for uniting as all together like this.
ELON	I... AM... A GOD!
SPEAKER	Are you willing to admit that you destroyed the world by allowing two Gideons to exist in the same universe?
ELON	I'll never admit anything. And you can't make me.
SPEAKER	Elon, if you're hearing this... You really are the fairest in the land.
ELON	Finally! [laughs] I've been trying to tell everybody! It's common fact!
	Gideon and Naarah slowly back away
ELON	Finally someone gets it! [laughs] YES! [voice becomes demonic] YES! I'M THE FAIREST!
SPEAKER	Are you alive? I know I'm alive.
GIDEON	Whether you exist or not is not important. What you do in that existence is what's important!
SPEAKER	Why melon... can pass [sic]?
ELON	[laughs] "Melon". Heh, that's funny.
SPEAKER	Is your existence limited to just the world that you're in and the void portal?
NAARAH	Erm, apparently not!
SPEAKER	Is there any escape from that hellish purgatory you call home?
NAARAH	I wouldn't say it's that bad. Little dusting here, little polishing here, couch can go there...
SPEAKER	Is it possible that the mouth of the statue is a portal to a parallel universe where another group exists?
GIDEON	I guess anything's possible.
SPEAKER	Naarah, how did you and Elon become friends?
NAARAH	So, I stumbled upon this clearing, and I met this girl - guess who - and we because the bestest friends! She practically begged for me to stay.
ELON	One: I don't beg, and two: I'm pretty sure I wanted you to leave!
SPEAKER	Why did you have to judge Naarah and Elon?
GIDEON	Well I don't normally stare at people, I just sometimes zone off.
SPEAKER	Who really are you?
	Everyone sighs loudly in frustration.
SPEAKER	What role does the Council play in your current situation?
GIDEON	Oh, well it keeps the town safe from the gy-
	Elon stares at him
ELON	What was that?!
GIDEON	...Nothing?
SPEAKER	What is the meaning of life?
ELON	The universe is rapidly expanding, and we can't. let it. beat us.
SPEAKER	Hi Elon, this is Stella. I was wondering, why are you scared of the figure in the mirrors?
ELON	Oh hey, is that French I hear? Nice accent! I'm Irish myself.
SPEAKER	Hello. Uhh, Can we get an answer on like, anything?
GIDEON	All we've been doing these last few years is answer your questions, but you're never satisfied, you just take and take and take!
SPEAKER	What is the void?
	Gideon is floating around
GIDEON	Ah, my back hurts! Aah! [inaudible]
NAARAH	In space, nobody can hear you complain!
SPEAKER	Why are we allowed to see what is going on? Like, what is our role?
NAARAH	If a tree fell down in the woods, and nobody was there to watch it, is it entertaining?
SPEAKER	Who is Dr. Crane?
NAARAH	Oh that was just an old wives' tale to keep children from going out at night! Obviously didn't work on me.
SPEAKER	Elon, who was that banana? Who are you turning into these strange creatures?
ELON	I have no idea what you're talking about. There is no banana!
SPEAKER	Where and when did you meet each other for the first time?
GIDEON	Sir, you are disgusting, and I can't believe you would ask a question like that!
NAARAH	All he asked is how we met.
GIDEON	Oh, oh excuse me, I thought that was a totally different question, my bad!
SPEAKER	Naarah, do you remember everything that happened before you drowned?
NAARAH	Uh, the last thing I remember is-
	Naarah proceeds to pretend that she is drowning.
ELON	Well I guess it's good you got a great sense of humour about this!
	Another question is asked, but the speaker speaks quietly and keeps blowing into the microphone until the question becomes intelligible
GIDEON	Oh help! I think I'm being consumed!
SPEAKER	What is libation?
	Naarah and Elon start making gagging noises, while Gideon eats a cake.
GIDEON	[with full mouth] I don't know what the big deal is.
SPEAKER	Where is the egg?
	An egg appears next to Gideon.
GIDEON	What, do you mean this thing?
SPEAKER	Elon, are you a good person, or are you just a monster?
ELON	¿Por qué no los dos?
SPEAKER	Uhh, is it over?
NAARAH	Yep!
SPEAKER	Do you remember a past life?
ELON	I remember being tired a lot. Check out these hindquarters!
SPEAKER	I'm wondering as to what Gideon's background is, what led him to cross paths with Elon and Naarah.
ELON	Cause he's nosy!
GIDEON	Um excuse me, the young lady asked me a question!
SPEAKER	Hi, do you like pizza? what's your favorite topping, I like pepperoni.
ELON	Well I tend to go for small, flightless birds.
SPEAKER	What was in the mine? What was so important to them? What were they looking for?
GIDEON	Coal.
SPEAKER	[inaudible] Let us reunite.
GIDEON	You know, in some countries that would be considered offensive.
SPEAKER	Why do you hide your faces?
ELON	Good question.
SPEAKER	What is Party Country?
GIDEON	A perfect example of poor light priorities.
SPEAKER	Who should we be most afraid of?
ELON	Malone. Don't trust anything she says.
SPEAKER	This is a recording from planet Earth, I hope you're all okay, I don't know what this is or what it means...
GIDEON	Hail to you, strange visitor. Do you bring offerings and good tides?
SPEAKER	First thing I'd like to say is you guys are amazing for this whole thing. Secondly I'd like to ask what inspired you to make this series?
	Gideon has a golden glow around him and is speaking out of character, with the voice of the show's creator Kris Patrick.
KRIS PATRICK	Oh thanks! Um, I'm actually a huge fan of psychological horrors, but my strong point has always been comedy, so I just mix the two together.
	Naarah has the same kind of glow around her and is also speaking out of character, with the normal voice of Alexis Ruiz, voice actor for both Elon and Naarah.
ALEXIS RUIZ	We really want to thank you guys for supporting us, we really appreciate it and we hope you guys look forward to the future!
ELON	Wh-What are you two talking about?
GIDEON	Talking about what? What just happened?
NAARAH	I don't understand the question.
SPEAKER	Hello?
GIDEON	Oh hi, are you lost?
SPEAKER	You guys like "vore"?
GIDEON	Oh, I love voles! Aren't those those cute little cuddly mouse things?
SPEAKER	What does it all mean?
NAARAH	Uh, I think that's your job. Hurry up and get on it!
SPEAKER	Hey guys, I'm sorry to hear about your whole universe situation... how it blew up...
ELON	Well that's okay. There's plenty more where that came from.
SPEAKER	So, I know that there are two Gideons, but are there any more?
GIDEON	[mocking the speaker's tone]I don't know! Why don't you tell me!
SPEAKER	When you went to the place with the drawing of you and the rest of them, what was that symbol, what did that mean?
NAARAH	It belongs to Elon! Obviously she doesn't care about anything valuable. Just leaves her things around, for random people like you to find.
SPEAKER	Elon, why did you run away?
	As the question echoes, Elon stares into space with a shocked expression and the screen begins to glitch.
	Cut to a window, in which a shape is moving around, while high-pitched sounds are heard.
	Back to Elon, still staring with a blank expression.
ELON	I don't want to be here anymore.
SPEAKER	Elon, what is your goal?
NAARAH	Elon? Is... is everything okay?
SPEAKER	Are you guys friends, or do you just tolerate each other?
GIDEON	I consider ourselves to be pretty good-
	Naarah interrupts him.
NAARAH	Shut up, Gideon. Something's wrong with Elon!
SPEAKER	Ah, what... what happened to everyone?
ELON	How did we even get here? I don't even remember coming to this place.
NAARAH	You're- you're right... I have no idea! How long have we been here?
SPEAKER	Gideon, what's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
ELON	Feels like we've been here for years... When's the last time I said that?
GIDEON	Uh, guys? You're starting to freak me out!
SPEAKER	What is the key?
ELON	[gasping] Okay... Calm down, keep it together, don't freak out!
	Static gets louder while the questions start overlapping and the screen distorts and turns red.
NAARAH	No more questions! No! No more!
GIDEON	I can see a black hole!
NAARAH	[crying] Make it stop!
ELON	Leave me alone! Leave me alone!
NAARAH	I didn't mean to! I didn't want to do it!
ELON	Get out of my head, get out of my head!
GIDEON	This truly must be what hell is like!
NAARAH	Get out! Get out!
GIDEON	Help! Help! I can't see anything!
ELON	What's happening to me... What's happening to me?
NAARAH	Why is it so cold?!
ELON	[inaudible]
GIDEON	I don't wanna die! I don't wanna d-
	Cut to the tape recorded sitting on the table, playing static.
	The camera zooms out, and reveals 3 statues of the Naarah, Gideon, and Elon on the table.
	End.