Speaker | Dialogue |
Opening |
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The word 'CATGHOST' appears underwater. Underwater sounds can be heard. |
Outhouse |
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An outhouse is shown outside. |
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The scene switches to inside, where Elon is brushing herself and singing. |
ELON |
[Singing] Who's the most fairest the one who we all wish they could be? Well it's me! Who's the most gorgeous, the talk of the town? Who is she? Why that's me! Pretty and cute, smart and astute, it's unfair, but who cares? Let me sing you, the reasons why you're second best - |
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Elon hears a noise outside and opens the outhouse door to investigate. She sees a mirror outside and leaves the outhouse. |
ELON |
Huh? |
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Elon picks up the mirror and opens it. The Watcher appears and looks up at Elon, causing her to scream and flee. |
Cabin |
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Elon slams the door to the Cabin behind her. |
ELON |
[Panting] |
NAARAH |
Oh, hey Elon! Watcha doing? |
ELON |
[Flustered] O-oh! N-nothing-ahem... just got.. uh, just got back from the water closet and - |
NAARAH |
Yeah, yeah, whatever...ANYWAY! Have you found anything outside? Anything... Interesting and special...? |
ELON |
Oh, the mirror... [Angrily] that was you?! |
NAARAH |
[Blushing] WHAT? N-n-n-n-no! Ha, no. I wouldn't do that, no, it must've been... uh... someone else! It uh... must've been Gideon! |
ELON |
You don't say... better go say thank you then... |
Outside |
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Gideon is outside, chopping wood. |
GIDEON |
Dum dee dum dee dee, dum dee dum dee doo! |
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Gideon looks behind him and sees Elon, looking angry and with glowing red eyes. |
GIDEON |
[Obliviously] Oh hey Elon, what's up? You wanna help me chop some wood? It's my favorite chore! |
ELON |
[Voice becoming demonic] I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, GIDEON! |
GIDEON |
...What? |
ELON |
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN USE MY CRAFT AGAINST ME, YOU WILL SUFFER THE FATE OF EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS EVER TRIED! |
GIDEON |
...I don't... wait.. what? |
ELON |
IF YOU EVER TRY THAT AGAIN GIDEON, I WILL BURY YOU SO DEEP IN THE GROUND, IT WILL TAKE A TEAM OF ARCHAEOLOGISTS JUST TO EVEN MAKE SURE, [Transforms into demonic form] YOU END UP IN A HISTORY BOOK! |
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Elon vanishes. |
GIDEON |
[Trembling] ...uh-uhm... er.. hh-.... WHAT?! |
Cabin |
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ЯOЯЯIM by Exit Mouse begins to play as Elon enters the cabin. |
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Elon finds an object covered in fabric, to which is attached a drawing from Naarah with a message reading "From Naarah, To: Bestest Best Friend" in Theban. |
ELON |
Heh, that crazy kid... |
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Elon uncovers the object, revealing a mirror. The music grows louder and more intense as the Watcher appears again and points at Elon. Elon closes her eyes and begins to levitate, and the Watcher touches her on the forehead. |
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The screen glitches and transitions to a scene of human Elon and Naarah in the Dark Forest, Elon standing and Naarah kneeling and crying. |
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Credits roll. |